Imagine, if you will -- a gift.
I'd like for you to picture it in your mind.
It's not too big --
about the size of a golf ball.
So envision what it looks like all wrapped up.
But before I show you what's inside,
I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you.
It will bring all of your family together.
You will feel loved and appreciated like never before
and reconnect with friends and acquaintances
you haven't heard from in years.
Adoration and admiration
will overwhelm you.
It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.
It will redefine your sense
of spirituality and faith.
You'll have a new understanding
and trust in your body.
You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy.
You'll expand your vocabulary,
meet new people,
and you'll have a healthier lifestyle.
And get this --
you'll have an eight-week vacation
of doing absolutely nothing.
You'll eat countless gourmet meals.
Flowers will arrive by the truckload.
People will say to you,
"You look great. Have you had any work done?"
And you'll have a lifetime supply
of good drugs.
You'll be challenged, inspired,
motivated and humbled.
Your life will have new meaning.
and that's an incredible deal.
By now I know you're dying to know
what it is and where you can get one.
Does Amazon carry it?
Does it have the Apple logo on it?
Is there a waiting list?
This gift came to me about five months ago.
It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up --
not quite so pretty.
and then this.
It was a rare gem --
a brain tumor,
the gift that keeps on giving.
And while I'm okay now,
I wouldn't wish this gift for you.
I'm not sure you'd want it.
But I wouldn't change my experience.
It profoundly altered my life
in ways I didn't expect
in all the ways I just shared with you.
So the next time you're faced
with something that's unexpected,
unwanted and uncertain,
that it just may be a gift.